Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

The woman tells her husband:
- Why not fix the lighting of the hall?
The husband replied:
- But if I am not an electrician!
She asked again:
- Why not fix the kitchen cabinet?
The husband replied:
- But if I am not a carpenter!
One day, however, the husband sees the light and furniture are arranged, then asks:
- How do you manage it?
Ah! Said the lady. New neighbor came and fixed it all.
The husband asked:
- And you took something?
- Well –said the woman–. I gave him a choice between cake or sleeping with him.
The husband, paying more attention, continued:
- And what did you do the cake?

The wife replied:
- But if I am not a cook!

In married life are necessary naughty, they help to make life more bearable.

Ohslho